Lyrics

By Tongueless, Gypsies in the Palace HHH Note: R J is Rong Jon, a living hash legend

Five foot two, eyes of blue He’ll always be more drunk than you. Has anybody seen R J?

Eyes of red, almost dead, Gutters are his favorite bed. Has anybody seen R J?

Holy Ghost, he’s the most, Cheese and crackers when he’s the host. Has anybody seen R J?

Talk to him, he’s no fool, He’ll end up floating in your swimming pool. Has anybody seen R J?

He has written a sacred book, A record of every drink he took, Has anybody seen R J?

Whiskey, beer, gin, or rye, He will come and drink you dry. Has anybody seen R J?

He wears thorns for a crown, Women scream when he goes down, Has anybody seen R J?

If they nailed him to a cross, It would be every barman’s loss. Has anybody seen R J?

SPECIAL CYPRUS VERSES: Viking horn on his head, Don’t help much when he’s in bed. Has anybody seen R J?

In Cyprus Pecker Picker picked his pecker, Didn’t know it was a double decker. Has anybody seen R J?

East or West, North or South, No woman has a sorer mouth. Has anybody seen R J?