Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

My grandpa, he’s ninety five And he keeps on hashin’, he’s still alive My grandma, she’s ninety two She loves to hash and sing lewd too I don’t know but I’ve been told If you keep on hashing you’ll never grow old

CHORUS: Come on, daddy’, put a red dress on We’re gonna go out tonight Hash, hash, hash Hash, hash, hash Hash, hash, hash, all night long

I’m a hard-workin’ man, I’m a son of a bitch I’ve been hashin’ all week and I’ve got an itch The whore’s in the kitchen and my manhood’s in the barn I’m all cleaned up and my whores are all done Gimme your hand and make me come Then let’s go out and get us some

Come on, hasher’, don’t look that way Don’t you know when you smile I’ve got to say You’re my honey pumping lover, you’re my heart’s delight Don’t you want to get laid tonight You’re such a pretty lady, you’re such a sweet man When you dance it hardens up my thang