Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Composed by Rambo, cHARLOTsville HHH

Ever since the world began, runner treat the hasher like “inferior man” Runner hate hasher, it’s clear to see Runner think thay they, smarter than we Oh, not me, no! but some people they say Hashers lack the sense that the runner displays But I say, believe me when I say, Ther’re smarter than the runners in every way

CHORUS: That’s right! The hasher is SMARTER That’s right! The hasher is smarter! That’s right! The hasher is smarter! That’s right! That’s right!

Every April there’s a marathon, they run to Boston and it’s VERY long Hashers drink beer, runners drop dead - Now you tell me which ones must be sick in the head

You see a girl when you’re in a bar, runner gets afraid that things might go too far Hasher fucks girl, rubs it round and round Runner so embarrassed that he’s leavin’ town

You reach a swamp when you’re on the trail, mud so deep that you begin to wail Runner goes ‘round, hasher march through Runner too concerned about his clean white shoes

Some female hashers at the swimming pool, think that to skinny dip is VERY cool Runners stay clothed - they afraid Their tan lines ‘r black and white just like a zebra-parade!

One day we had a fantastic hash, only problem was that we were forced to trepass Runners confessed, hashers all lied

- RUNNERS BE IN JAIL ‘TILL THEY ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE!!!

FINAL CHORUS: Oh, not me, no! but some people they say Hashers lack the sense that the runner displays But I say, believe me when I say, Ther’re smarter than the runners in every way

That’s right! The hasher is SMARTER That’s right! The hasher is smarter! That’s right! The hasher is smarter! That’s right! That’s right!