Lyrics

Harriers’ verses by Flying Booger, in the interest of sexual equality

(__________ = your favorite hash)

HARRIETTES’ VERSES: __________ men, they play one, They think they have all the fun.

CHORUS: With a knick knack, paddy whack, give themselves a bone, __________ men have sex alone.

__________ men, they play two, They can’t get it up to screw.

__________ men, they play three, They think they get sex for free.

__________ men, they play four, They can’t get it up to score.

__________ men, they play five, They don’t have enough sex drive.

__________ men, they play six, Little men with little dicks.

__________ men, they play seven, Masturbation is their heaven.

__________ men, they play eight, They can’t get their dicks in straight.

__________ men, they play nine, They take theirs up from behind.

__________ men, they play ten, Little boys who think they’re men.

HARRIERS’ VERSES: __________ women, they play one, They don’t know how to get it on.

CHORUS: With a knick knack, paddy whack, give themselves a tickle, __________ women use a pickle.

__________ women, they play two, They say, “Not now, I’ve got the flu.”

__________ women, they play three, They say, “Not now, I’ve got to pee.”

__________ women, they play four, They say, “Not now, who’s at the door?”

__________ women, they play five, They’ll cut your dick off with a knife.

__________ women, they play six, They’re never satisfied with our pricks.

__________ women, they play seven, Life without sex is their idea of heaven.

__________ women, they play eight, They always seem to have a headache.

__________ women, they play nine, Their sex lives are in decline.

__________ women, they play ten, If they were better looking they might get some men.