Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Goodbye to you my hashing friend We’ve known each other since we acted nine or ten Together we hashed hills and creeks Learned of Huntsville and the ABC’s Scraped our shins and skinned our knees.

Goodbye my friend it’s hard to stay dry When all the hares are drinking on the sly Now that the spring is in the air Tasty beer is everywhere Pour one for me and I’ll be there

We had joy we had fun We went hashing in the sun But the hills that we climb were all shiggy Most the time.

We had joy we had fun We went hashing in the sun But the wine and the beer like the seasons Have all gone.

Goodbye Wet Spot please pray for me You are the black sheep of rocket shitty You tried to teach me to do wrong Too much wine and too much song Wonder how we got along.

Goodbye Wet Spot its hard to stay dry When all the hares are drinking on the sly Now that the spring is in the air Drunken hashers everywhere When you see them I’ll be there.

Goodbye Wet Spot my little one You gave me laughs and helped me find some fun And every time that I was drinking down You would always clown around And get Stray Dog off on the ground.

Goodbye Wet Spot it’s hard to stay dry When all the hares are drinking on the sly Now that the spring is in the air With new virgins everywhere I wish that we could both be there

All this year we had fun We went hashing in the sun But the bars we could reach Sadly weren’t on the beach.