Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

By Smoking Wiener, Rocket Shitty HHH

How many trails must a hasher lay down before they call him a piss-pot? How many hares must a harriette wet before she gets really hot? How many times must the cock and balls fly before they’re forever banned?

The answer, my friend, is hashin’ in the woods The answer is hashin’ in the woods.

How many beers must a hasher piss before it is washed to the sea? How many beers can some people enlist before they’re allowed to go pee? How many times can a man stroke his head and pretend that she just doesn’t see?

The answer, my friend, is hashin’ in the woods The answer is hashin’ in the woods

How many times must a man lap it up before he can lick a girl dry? How many years must one hasher cheat before he can do it on the sly? How many down-downs will it take till he knows that too many hashers are fried?

The answer, my friend, is hashin’ in the woods The answer is hashin’ in the woods. The answer is hashin’ in the woods.