Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

By See Men Inspect Her, Aloha HHH; contributed by Thighmaster

If everybody was a hasher Across the USA Then everybody could be runnin’ The Aloha way You’d see em wearin’ their headbands Blowin’ whistles too! Some shiggy shiggy good trail now Hashin’ USA

You’d catch ‘em runnin’ at Schofield And in Ewa too Hawaii Kai and Kaena Honolulu Zoo All over Manoa And Waimea Bay

Everybody’s gone hashin’ Hashin’ USA

We’ll all be plannin’ that trail, yeah We’re gonna hare real soon Wear your brand new shoes, man When’s the next Full Moon? We’ll all be gone for Volcano But some are sure to stay Tell the officer we’re hashin’ Hashin’ USA

Visitors and Virgins Drink beer and get lei’d! It’s all here in Hawaii Forget about L.A. All over the island We are here to say

Everybody’s gone hashin’ Hashin’ USA!