Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Composed for the Aloha HHH’s 1995 Passover Hash by Rich “Occupied” Stone

Have an erection, Have an erection, Any direction, It will point.

Can’t get no infection, ‘Cause we use protection, It’s called deflection, Into your mouth.

CHORUS: Swallow the protein drink, Don’t spit it in the sink, It will energize and Clear your skin. Make sure you open wide, So it don’t dribble down the side, Now you can be untied, For more religious games.

Don’t have no matzoh, Ain’t got no kreplah, Can still eat, you betcha, From the bush.

Gefilte fish, she’s tasty, Knows how to waste me, Takes me all in places, You would not believe.

CHORUS: Not even chicken soup, Could save this sorry group, You can run but you cannot hide, Eventually you will imbibe. Let us take religious rest, Fill our mugs with the best, And drink it down, down, down …