Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

I think I’ve got a dose, And it’s not the dripping kind, It’s the one that hurts the most, And it makes you fucking blind.

CHORUS: I think it’s herpes and you know that can be bad, Yeah that herpes, it can make you fuckin mad oooh, I hate it yeah, yeah, yeah, I hate it yeah, yeah, yeah, With a dose like that it’s very, very sad.

I think I’ve got a dose, And I got it yesterday, I came so very close, To giving it to the maid.

I know there’s something wrong, ‘Cause there’s blisters on my knob, And the skin’s peeling off my dong, And erections make it throb.

I’m going to see the quack, ‘Cause I can’t stand the pain, I stuffed it up her crack, But I won’t do that again.

When the doctor took his knife, I went deeply into sho-o-ck, What will I tell my wife, He’s going to cut it off.