HI, MY NAME IS LEE
Tune: none (chant and motions as in Button Factory, above)
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Contributed by Half Pipe, Los Alamos HHH
Hi, My name is Lee and I work in a bomb factory. I got a job with three phones (All Tapped!) and my boss he says to me, He says “Lee, are you spyin?” I say “Si!” He says “Well hide this secret in your left sleeve!” (repeat) He says “Well hide this secret in your right sleeve!” (repeat) He says “Well hide this secret in your left sock!” (repeat) He says “Well hide this secret in your right sock!” (repeat) He says “Well hide this secret in your butt!” (repeat) He says “Well hide this secret in your mouth!” mm, mm mmm mmm mmm mm mm mmm mm m mmm mmmmmmmm m mm m mmm mmmm mmmmm mmmmmm (mm mmmmmm!) mmm mm mmmm mm mmmm mm mm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmmmmm m mmm NO!