Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Hitler, he only had one ball, Goering, had two but very small, Himmler, had something simmler, But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.

(Whistle melody for chorus)

Frankfurt, has only one beer hall, Stuttgart, die maedchen all on call, Munich, ve lift our tunich, To show ve Chermens have no balls at all.

(Hasher’s name), is very short, not tall, And blotto, for drinking Singha and Skol, A Cherman, unlike (hasher’s name), Because (hasher’s name) has no balls at all.