Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

By Rambo, cHARLOTtesville HHH

When it’s November you should simply remember, you can always go, HOGTOWN Kazoo and Shampoo, Lengthy, Saggy and crew, intend to steal from you, HOGTOWN When we reach the on-in with our tacky dress and ear-rings Molson Triple-X around the table we are sharing, Give us more booze

The Blue Jays they sucked this year, so let’s forget all our troubles, forget all our fears and go HOGTOWN! Follow the chevrons (1) to HOGTOWN! Freeze off your titties in HOGTOWN! Shrivel your scrotum at HOGTOWN. HOGTOWN is my kind of town!

“Don’t leave the camp”, oh, that’s what Zippy will rant, when he decides to go, HOGTOWN Down, downs are boring, when the whole group is snoring, start the naked dance! HOGTOWN We don’t get our money’s worth with lousy kay-nook (2) moola Hashing in Toronto sucks, don’t let this weekend fool ‘ya, Give us more booze

The band-plays-with-asses-bare, they have forgotten their troubles, forgotten their cares to play HOGTOWN! Follow the chevrons to HOGTOWN! Freeze off your titties in HOGTOWN! Shrivel your scrotum at HOGTOWN. HOGTOWN is my kind of town!

(1) “Chevrons” are spacing markers in the lanes on the freways leading into Toronto. (2) Canadians are frequently referred to as canucks, pronounced “kay- nooks.”

HONG KONG PRAYER Contributed by Harish Pillay, Singapore HHH

Our Brother, Who art in Bejing, Xiao Ping be thy name, United Kingdom gone, Thy will be done In Hong Kong As it is in China. Give us this day, Our daily bet, and forgive us, Our speculations. As we forgive those Who speculate against us. Lead us not into Communism, But deliver us, From Gwailos. For this is, The Sovereignty, The Power of Authority, Forever and ever, Chow mein.