Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

I met her on the Hash, how ashamed I was, I met her on the Hash, how ashamed I was, I met her on the Hash - I thought I’d try a bash, Oh gor blimey how ashamed I was!

OTHER VERSES: I touched her on the knee - she said “You’re fairly free.” I touched her on the thigh - she said “You’re fairly high.” I touched her on the spot - she said “I’d rather not.” When I put it in - she said “You’re rather thin.” Then when I did come - she said “You’re up my bum.” So then I took it out - she said “No need to pout.” So I tried to put it back - but my prick had gone quite slack. Then she took me in her hand - and she made my roger stand. Then she climbed up on the top - I tried to make her stop. She rode me like a horse - I came again, of course. But still she wanted more - she must have been a whore. And then my tool grew thinner - I couldn’t keep it in her. Then she called me a nasty name - “You fucking Hashers are all the same.”