Lyrics

As I was walking through the wood, I shat myself, I knew I would. I cried for HELP, but no help came, So I shat myself again.

As I was walking through Saint Paul’s, The vicar grabbed me by the balls. I cried for HELP, but no help came, And so he grabbed my balls again.

As I was walking through Saint Giles’, Some bastard grabbed me by my piles. I cried for HELP, but no help came, And so he grabbed my piles again.

As I was walking down the street, A whore grabbed me by the meat. I cried for HELP, but no help came, And so she grabbed my meat again.

As I lay sleeping in the grass, Some bastard rammed it up my ass. I cried for HELP, but no help came, And so he rammed it up again.

There were two crows up in a tree, As black as black as crows could be, Said one black crow unto the other, “You are one black enamel fucker.”