Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

I am hasher, hear me roar In dresses too red to ignore And I’ve drank too much to say it’s all pretend ‘cause I’ve done it once before And I’ve done down downs by the score No one’s ever gonna wear this dress again

CHORUS: Oh yes I am wise But it’s wisdom free from shame Yes, I’ve paid the price But look at my great frame If I want to, I can wear anything A have a thong (thong) I have mammaries (mammaries) I am woman

You can bend but never take me ‘cause it only serves to make me More determined to achieve my drinking goal And I come back even stronger Not a harlot any longer ‘cause you’ve deepened the conviction in my hole

I am hasher watch me run See me drinking, having fun As I spread my lovin’ hash across the land But I’m still an embryo With a long long way to go Until I make the others understand

Oh yes I am wise But it’s wisdom free from shame Yes, I’ve paid the price But look at my great frame If I want to, I can wear anything A have a thong (thong) I have mammaries (mammaries) Oh, I am woman A have a thong I have mammaries

Fade I am woman I have a thong I have mammaries I am woman