Lyrics

By Flying Booger

I caught three hares on Christmas day, On Christmas day, on Christmas day, I caught three hares on Christmas day, On Christmas day in the mornin’.

And what were they all covered with? On Christmas day, on Christmas day, And what were they all covered with? On Christmas day in the mornin’.

Oh they had flour upon their hands, On Christmas day, on Christmas day, Oh they had flour upon their hands, On Christmas day in the mornin’.

And it was an hour before the hash, On Christmas day, on Christmas day. And it was an hour before the hash, On Christmas day in the mornin’.

The dirty bastards were pre-layin’, On Christmas day, on Christmas day. The dirty bastards were pre-layin’, On Christmas day in the mornin’.