I NEED A SHEEP

Tune: Scotland the Brave

General Circle Universal

Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Bring me some whiskey, mother, I’m feeling frisky, mother. I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! I need a lover, mother, No, not my brother, mother. I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

Gerbils don’t make it, mother, They just can’t take it, mother. I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! Owls, bats and other critters, Just tend to give me jitters. I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

Sheep never talk about it, They never ever doubt it. Always so placid, affectionate and nice! Give me that lanolin, Better than flannel-in. I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

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