I PUT MY HAND
Tune: When Johnny Comes Marching Home
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
I put my hand upon her toe, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her toe, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her toe, She said, “Hey Hasher, you’re way too low, Get in, get out, quit fuckin’ about!” Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her knee, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her knee, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her knee, She said, “Hey Hasher, you’re teasin’ me, Get in, get out, quit fuckin’ about!” Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her tit, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her tit, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her tit, She said, “Hey Hasher, you’re squeezin’ it, Get in, get out, quit fuckin’ about!” Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her twat, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her twat, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her twat, She said, “Hey Hasher, you’ve hit the spot, Get in, get out, quit fuckin’ about!” Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
Now she lies in a wooden box, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Now she lies in a wooden box, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Now she lies in a wooden box, From sucking too many Hasher’s cocks, Get in, get out, quit fuckin’ about! Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!