Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

(Authorship claimed by Austin HHH Harriettes)

I put my lips upon his toe, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my lips upon his toe, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my lips upon his toe, He said, “Hey Harriet, you’re way too low, Suck in, suck out, quit fuckin’ about!” Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!

I put my lips upon his knee, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my lips upon his knee, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my lips upon his knee, He said, “Hey Harriet, you’re teasin’ me, Suck in, suck out, quit fuckin’ about!” Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!

I put my lips upon his tit, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my lips upon his tit, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my lips upon his tit, He said, “Hey Harriet, I’ve just been bit, Suck in, suck out, quit fuckin’ about!” Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!

I put my lips upon his prick, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my lips upon his prick, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my lips upon his prick, He said, “Hey Harriet, you’re really sick, Suck in, suck out, quit fuckin’ about!” Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!

Now he lies in a wooden box, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Now he lies in a wooden box, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Now he lies in a wooden box, From a severe case of small cox, Suck in, suck out, quit fuckin’ about! Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!