Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

(Take turns leading verses)

CHORUS: I want a gang bang if I could, Because a gang bang feels so good. When I was younger and in my prime, I used to gang bang all the time. Now I’m older and getting gray, I only gang bang once a day.

Leader: Knock, knock. Pack: Who’s there? Leader: Ida. Pack: Ida who? Leader: Ida want another gang bang if I could, Because a gang bang feels so good, etc.

OTHER VERSES: Mister Bush/Mister Bush and came on her stomach Ben/Ben dover and have another Turner/Turner over and have another Sam and Janet/Sam and Janet evening I’d have a Bob/Bob down and let’s have another Orange/Orange you glad I didn’t say Bob down and let’s have another Ranger/A ranger her for best entry at the Oliver/Oliver clothes were off at the Peter Meter/My peter’ll meet her at the Dolly Parton/Dolly’s partin’ her thighs at the Tijuana/Tijuana bring your mama to the Kissinger/Kissinger’s great but fuckin’ her’s better at the Betty/Betty’ll have a sore dick at the Europa/Europa to the bed post for the Extinct/Extinct like fish at the Eileen/Eileen her over the sofa at the Sharon/Sharon share alike at the Hedda/Hedda lotta sex at the Mason Dixon/Mason’s Dixon’s a girl at the Ima/Ima glad we had this Eisenhower/Eisenhower late for the Witchy/Witchy one your gonna fuck at the Kenya/Kenya gimme directions to the M.R./M.R. some nice-a tits at the Charlie Pride/Charlie pried her legs apart at the Banana/Banana na na na na na …(and so on)