I WANT A NASTY LITTLE HASHER PRINCESS
Tune: I Want a Nasty Little Jewish Princess (Frank Zappa)
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
By Loud Bloody Bitch, Panama City HHH
I want a nasty little hasher princess With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses A horny little hasher princess With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma Pausing on the trail side So that she can swallow my pride
I want a steamy little hasher princess With a hash sniffing nose who knows where it goes
I want a hairy little hasher princess With overworked gums who squeaks when she comes I don’t want not troll - I just want a harriette hole
I want a darling little hasher princess Who don’t know shit about cooking, who is abhorrent looking An on-on little hasher princess To specifically happen with a pee pee that’s snappin’ All up inside I just want a harriette ride
I want a funky little hasher princess A grind ‘em up humper with a pre-moistened dumper A brazen little hashing princess With titanic tits and sand blasted zits She can even be slow As long as she does it with four on the flo’
I wanna dainty little hashing’ princess With a couple of sisters who can raise some blisters A fragile little hashing princess Wish shiggy scarred thighs She knows where true trail lies For two or three nights Won’t some one send me a harriette who bites?