Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

From the songbook of the 43rd Tactical Fighter Squadron, Elmendorf A.F.B., Alaska

I want to play piano in a whorehouse, That’s my one desire. Take your ranches, and your banks, and your gold mine out in Butte, I just want to play piano in a house of ill-repute.

You may laugh at this my humble avocation, But carnal copulation’s here to stay. I don’t want worlds of riches, just want to play for those old bitches, I want to play a piano in a whorehouse.