Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

I wish I was in England, I do, I do, I’d go down to Trafalgar Square, To see Lord Nelson’s statue, Get fucked! Get fucked! You one-armed pommie bastard!

I wish I was in Sydney, I do, I do, The finest town in all the world, Except for one small problem, The place! Is full! Of fucking Aussie bastards!

I wish I was in Paris, I do, I do, I’d go down to the Moulin Rouge, To see the Can-Can dancers, Get off! Get off! Get off your Froggie panties!

I wish I was in Vegas, I do, I do, I’d go down the MGM, To see Siegfried and Roy, Poof off! Poof off! Poof off, you bloody homos!

I wish I was in Tucson, I do, I do, I’d go down to Pantano Wash, To hash in sand and cactus, Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off, you jHavelinas!