Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Written by Neptunus, The Hague HHH

Oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh Oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh Oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh If I had a hard-on, A hard-on in the morning, A hard-on in the evening, An all-night stand.

I’d screw without danger, I’d screw without a warning, I’d screw you, and you, Your mother and your sister, Ah-ah, all night long.

(Action: hold dick as if in pain) Oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh Oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh Oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh

But I don’t have a hard-on, No hard-on in the morning, No hard-on in the evening, No hard-on at all.

So there is no danger, You don’t need a warning, I won’t screw you, and you, Your mother nor your sister Oh-no, I want to die.

(Action: wipe tears from face) Oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh Oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh Oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh

I bought myself a dildo, A dildo for the morning, A dildo for the evening, To screw around all night.

I screw without danger, Now I screw without a warning, But I won’t screw you, or you, Your mother nor your sister, Oh-no, I sodomize myself.

(Action: hold ass as if in pain) Oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh Oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh Oh-eh-oh-eh-oh-eh