Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

By Smoking Wiener, Rocket Shitty HHH

I could hash away the hours, runnin’ through the flowers Consultin’ with the rain. And my balls I’d be scratchin’ while my friends were busy hashin’ If I only had half a brain. I’d unravel every riddle for any individ’le, Doubled over or in pain. With the thoughts you’ll be thinkin’ you could be another Clinton If you only had half a brain. Oh, I could tell you why The Dogman never scores. I’d do lots of things, I’d never done outdoors. And then I’d sit, and drink some more. It would not be just a hash’ my head all full of trash’ My shoes all full of rain. I would dance and be merry, life would be so fuckin’ merry, If I only had half a brain.