IF I WERE THE MARRYING KIND

Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

If I were the marrying kind, Which thank the Lord I’m not sir, The kind of man that I would wed, Would be a rugby full-back.

And he’d find touch, and I’d find touch, We’d both find touch together, We’d be all right in the middle of the night, Finding touch together.

If I were the marrying kind, Which thank the Lord I’m not sir, The kind of man that I would wed, Would be a rugby wing three-quarter.

And he’d go hard, and I’d go hard, We’d both go hard together, We’d be all right in the middle of the night, Going hard together.

OTHER VERSES: Centre three-quarter - pass it out. Rugby fly-half - whip it out. Rugby scrum-half - put it in. Rugby hooker - strike hard. Big pop-forward - bind tight. Rugby referee - blow hard. Spectator - come again.