Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Stray Dog’s getting married in the morning, Ding-dong his balls are going to chime, Pull out her stopper, He claims to have a whopper, But get him to the church on time.

He’s got to be there in the morning, Spruced up and his cock all primed, Girls come and kiss him, Show how you’ll miss him, But get him to the church on time.

If he is straying, Give him a laying, If she is moo-ing, Send her a shoo-ing!

Oh, Stray Dog’s getting married in the morning, Ding-dong his balls are going to chime, Kick up a rumpus, But don’t lose the compass And get him to the church, Get him to the church, For G’s sake, Get him to the church, on time.