Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Elephant Dick, Rumson HHH

I’m gone the Whole Day (Yes I Am) I’m gone the Whole Damn Day (Yes I Am) I’m gone the Whole day (Yes I Am) I’m gone to Hash the Whole Damn Day

I’m gone at 8AM (Yes I Am)I know it doesn’t start til 10 (Yes I Am) Don’t care to see your face til then (Yes I Am)I’m gone to hash the whole damn day

Still gone at 5PM (Yes I Am)Ran out of everything but gin (Yes I Am) The Dollar Darts [we can explain] are kickin’ in (Yes I Am)I’m gone to hash the whole damn day

Still gone at 12PM (Yes I Am)I’m cuffed to Officer Friday [pick an Officer Friday type, and pretend you’re cuffed to him] (Yes I Am)If I get loose I’ll hash on Sunday (Yes I Am)I’m gone to hash the whole damn day

I’m gone to Hash with My Brothers [embrace a Brother] (Yes I Am) Might want to Bash a few Sisters [a Rumson tradition - you really only have to pretend to bash one sister] (Yes I Am)But hey we’re Not really Poofters (Yes I Am)I’m gone to Haaaaash the Whooooole Daaaamn Day!