Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

I believe this has actions (thus its inclusion in Hash Calisthenics), but have not seen it performed - F.B. Contributed by Copenhagen HHH

I’m in love with the girl next door (smell my finger)

She’s a big one (smell my elbow)

She’s enormous (smell my armpit)

She’s gigantic (smell my ankle)

LION-HUNT SONG

Everyone gathers in a circle and faces right, so that they look at the back of the hasher in front of them. Then everyone pulls his or her pants up tight to form a wedgie. If hats are available they should be worn backwards. Everyone places his or her tongue between the lower lip and teeth. Then everyone stamps on the ground in a 1-2-3-4 cadence and begins marching around in the circle. The songmeister shouts out each line, which is immediately shouted back by everyone else in the circle.

CHORUS: We’re going on a lion-hunt! (march around stamping) We’re not afraid! (continue stamping) We’ve got guns! (pantomime holding rifles) And bullets two! (hold up two fingers)

Came upon a mountain! (peak hands to form mountain) Couldn’t go ‘round it! (move one hand around the “mountain”) Couldn’t go across it! (move one hand over the “mountain”) Had to go through it! (digging motions with both hands)

OTHER VERSES (done in same manner as “mountain” verse): Came upon an ocean! Couldn’t go ‘round it! Couldn’t go across it! Had to swim through it!

Came upon a jungle! Couldn’t go ‘round it! Couldn’t go across it! Had to cut through it!

Came upon a desert! Couldn’t go ‘round it! Couldn’t go across it! Had to fly over it!

LAST VERSE: Came upon a lion!

LION-HUNT SONG (Variation: THE WOMAN’S CUNT) Melody - Lion Hunt By Stallion, Copenhagen HHH Note: You’ll have to think of your own gestures!

We’re going down on a woman’s cunt We’re not scared Cause we got tongues And condoms too

Came across a pussy A fucking wet pussy Couldn’t go over it Couldn’t go around it Had to lick through it

(repeat the first part)

Came across a virgin A fucking young virgin First I fucked through it Blood came out of it Had to tam pack it

(repeat the first part)

Came across two holes Fucking big holes Lots of hairs around them Couldn’t decide which one Shit I chose the wrong one