IN PRAISE OF HARRIETTES
Tune: Far Above Cayuga's Waters
General Circle Universal Explicit
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Contributed by John Patrick
High above the Harriet’s garter, High above her knee,Lies the source of Harriette power,Her virginity.
Once she had it,Now she’s lost it,It is gone for good,She goes down for all the Harriers like a Harriette should.
Lift her dress,But do it gently,Lay her on the grass,All we live and all we die for is the Harriette’s ass.