Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4 (Take turns leading verses)

CHORUS: Incest is best, boys, Incest is best - FUCK A RELATIVE! Incest is best, boys, Incenst is best.

Give a piece to your niece, boys, Give a piece to your niece - INCEST! Give a piece to your niece, boys, Give a piece to your niece, because …

OTHER VERSES: Put your knob in Uncle Bob, boys Give a blow to your Bro, girls Shower your Sis with some piss, boys My significant other’s my Brother, girls Shoot some goo on Aunt Sue, boys Do the bum of your Mum, boys Give a kiss to your Sis, boys Make love to your Coz, boys I’ve just had my Dad, girls Put your Sis in bliss, boys Let’s fuck Uncle Buck, girls Rub your palm on your Mom, boys Hide the salami in your Mommie, boys