INCONTINENCE IS THE SHITS
Tune: Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Boys
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
What the hell, if Zippy can spawn bastard children from Bestiality’s Best, so can I …F.B.
CHORUS: Incontinence is the shits, mates, Incontinence is the shits - OOPS, TOO LATE! Incontinence is the shits, mates, Incontinence is the shits.
Soil your pants at the dance, boys, Soil your pants at the dance - INCONTINENCE! Soil your pants at the dance, boys, Soil your pants at the dance, ‘cause …
OTHER VERSES: Move your bowel on her towel, boys Drop a load on the road, boys Take a whiz in your sleep, girls Spend a penny in your teddie, girls Go wee wee in the laundry, girls Wet your panties at Auntie’s, girls Piddle right down your middle, boys Crap right in your wrap, girls Relieve yourself in a crowd, mates Make poo poo in your shoe, boys Smell like piss at the Ritz, girls Smell like stool at your school, boys Wear Depends on your ends, mates Put a catheter up your peter, boys Wear rubber undies on Sundays, girls Be all a-drip on a ship, mates Make a piddle while you diddle, boys Public diarrhea in the cafeteria, boys Make a stink at the skating rink, girls