Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Parody of “The Penis Song,” above, written by the Harriettes of the Austin HHH

Isn’t it great to have a clitoris, Isn’t it great to have a box? It’s wonderful to own a vagina, It’s grand to own a bush, From the tiniest little hole, To the world’s largest twat. So three licks for your muff or furburger, Hurray for your Venus mound, Your piece of ass, your husband’s favorite toy, Your pussy or your cunt. You can keep it in edible undies, You can put on crotchless panties, But don’t take it out in public, Unless you charge a lot, Or you won’t get very rich.