IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE SYPHILIS
Tune: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Composed by Crabs, San Francisco HHH, for the annual Christmas Hash and Party, 1994.
It’s beginning to look a lot like syphilis, It’s the holiday shove! Take a look at the purple sores, Rotting through to the core, Of the blue veins, of your candy cane, Of love!
It’s beginning to look a lot like syphilis, It stings, when I pee. My brain has turned to purple, My sperm has begun to curdle, My dick looks funny, it’s green and runny, With fleas!
BRIDGE: I once was a stud, With an eight-inch pud, I was the envy of Hashland. But, safe sex was neglected, I became dickually infected, Now pieces come off in my hand.
It’s beginning to look a lot like syphilis, In the San Francisco fog. But the merriest sight you’ll see, Is the festering that will be, On your own Yule log!