I've Only Half A Brain
Tune: If I Only Had a Brain (Wizard of Oz)
General Circle North America Explicit
Source: Flour City Hash House Harriers
Lyrics
I can wile away the hours, Searchin’ hills for flour, Across a wide terrain. I’ll be chipper & I’ll be cheerful, If my stomach had a beerful, ‘Cause I’ve only half a brain!
With my arms and legs akimbo, I’ll be chasing after bimbos, Through mud, thorns and rain. I’ll be making lots of passes, As I fondle all their asses, ‘Cause I’ve only half a brain!