Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

If you walk this way there are sailors gay And the sun shines gaily when they’re jerking off, Won’t you take a trip on my sailing ship And when you reach Jamaica then the buggers stop.

CHORUS: But I’m sad to say, I’m on my way Won’t be back for many a day My heart is down, My head is turning around I had to leave my poor old knob in Kingston Town

Now I’ve got the syph and my cock is stiff It isn’t an erection it is rigor mortis, I sunk my shaft into a local arse, And now it stings like nettles when I try to piss.

It was gettin’ worse so I saw the nurse, She cried out in dismay and went white wid shock, “If you’d come before, then I done more - Now I’m going to have to amputate your cock”