Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause he’s nailed upon the cross, Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause he’s nailed upon the cross,Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause he’s nailed upon the cross, Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves! CHORUS:Free beer for all the hashers, Free beer for all the hashers, Free beer for all the hashers, Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves! ADDITIONAL VERSES:Jesus don’t need flour ‘cause he lays the trail in blood, Don’t give your beer to Jesus ‘cause he’ll turn it into wine, When Jesus is the hash chef, all we get is fish,We like to hash with Jesus ‘cause he always cleans our feet,Jesus won’t come hashing because Judas pissed him off,Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause his feet are tied together When Judas goes hashing, he pays with silver coins, Jesus can’t lay trail because the flour falls through his hands The pack can’t catch Jesus ‘cause he skips across the pond (runs across the lake)The harriettes love Jesus ‘cause he’s hung like this Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause there’s a rock in front of his cave (he’s stuck behind a rock) Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause he’s only got twelve friends Jesus can’t hash ‘cause his dad’ll fix the trail, Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause he’s dead, (on your knees) Jesus, we’re only kidding.