Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4 (copyrighted material?)

Theorems to prove or not, Differentials get me hot. Got three advanced degrees, I don’t pay no software fees.

I work hard on my code at nights, My system’s fifty-million megabytes. Don’t have much truck with words, ‘Cause I’m … King of the Nerds.

I know every engineer on every mainframe, Each fileserver, and all of their names, I know every BBS in every town, And who to call for service when the system is down.

You know I watch Star Treck, TNG, I follow Science Fiction Fantasy. I read PC news for thrills, I don’t have no social skills.

Ah, but cheap beer and take-out foods, Get me lots of geeks in party moods. Good grooming’s for the birds, When you’re King of the Nerds. And I’m King of the Nerds.