Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Composed by members of Edmonton HHH

Last night I ran my last hash run, We ran and ran it was so much fun, (leader): On On (pack): On On (four times) Please, please hash with me, I’ll sleep with you.

They said to always wear protection, I didn’t care, I had an erection, (leader): Scratch Scratch (pack): Scratch Scratch (four times) Please, please scratch my itch, I’ll scratch yours too.

They gave me a special kind of lotion (on on on on on on on) It burns my palm when I do the motion, (leader): On On (pack): On On (four times) Please, please hash with me, I’ll hash with you.

Six bottles later with no improvement, Hash doctors say they must remove it, (leader): Cut Cut (pack): Ow Ow (four times) Oh please raise your stein, in memory of mine!