Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4

CHORUS: You’re leaving Jakarta, you silly old farter, Your best days are over, you’re ready to go. Your wrinkles are showing, your beer belly is growing, Your semen’s stopped flowing, you’re all clapped out now.

You abandoned your wife, in favor of night life, You screwed till the morning, then came back for more. Even your maid was willing, to sample your drilling, But now your bit’s broken, they’ve shown you the door.

We marvel to witness, your standard of fitness, You suffered no ailments, not even a cough. But from self-abuse, and living so loose, Your extremity’s withered, and your balls have dropped off.

You came full of purpose, but now you are surplus, You were full of ideas, you were at the forefront. Now your skills are outdated, your job’s automated, You’re now on the scrap heap, you stupid old cunt.