LEAVING ON A HASH RUN
Tune: Leaving on a Jet Plane
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
By Smoking Wiener, Rocket Shitty HHH
All my flours packed, I’m ready to go I’m standing here outside your door I hate to tank you up and say goodbye But the trail is breakin’, its early morn’ The hash is waiting, they’re blowin’ the horn Already I’m so thirsty I could cry.
CHORUS: So chase me and cheer for me Tell me that you’ll leer for me Chase me like you really want me so I’m leavin’ on a hash run I don’t know when I’ll be back again Oh, beer, I hate to go.
There’s so many times I’ve laid flour down So many times I’ve screwed around I tell you now, It’s the best damned thing Every place I hash, I think of you Every down I do, I do for you When I come back, I’ll wear your cock ring.
Now the time has come to leave you One more time let me frig you Then close your eyes, I’ll be on my way. Dream about the hash to come When I won’t have to hash alone About the times, I won’t have to say, (chorus)