Lyrics

Contributed by Derek Cashman

Oh, it happened quite late this morning, The reactor gave a warning, So as the walls start to flow, Watch ‘em glow, Watch ‘em glow, Watch ‘em glow.

Officials began to wonder, With the fault line running under, If nukes were the way to go, Watch ‘em glow, Watch ‘em glow, Watch ‘em glow.

Oh, the units were built in threes, ‘Cause the number is funny and droll, And now we can see the Chinese, A-wavin’ at us from the hole.

Now the little black smudge is Sister, And my dog is just a blister, But since it’s their time to go, Watch ‘em glow, Watch ‘em glow, Watch ‘em glow.

Now the say the “event” was “unplanned,” Just a shift in the offshore shelf, And that’s why my thyroid gland, Is driving a car by itself.

Now Grandmother ain’t too pretty, And that hairless blob is Kitty, But she’s eight more lives to go, Watch ‘em glow, Watch ‘em glow, Watch ‘em glow.