Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

CHORUS: Parties make the world go around, The world go around, the world go around, Parties make the world go around, Let’s have a party!

We’re gonna tear down the bar! BOO! We’re gonna build a new bar! RAY! One inch deep! BOO! Two miles long! RAY! Soda’s goinna be five dollars a glass! BOO! Whiskey’s gonna be free! RAY! We’re gonna dump the beer in the pool! BOO! Then we’re all going swimming! RAY! There’ll be no bartenders at our bar! BOO! Only barmaids! RAY! In long dresses! BOO! Made of cellophane! RAY! You can’t take our girls to your rooms! BOO! Our girls’ll take you to their rooms! RAY! But you can’t sleep with our girls! BOO! Our girls won’t let you sleep! RAY! No fuckin’ on the dancin’ floor! BOO! And no dancin’ on the fuckin’ floor! RAY!