LONG AND THIN
Tune: Pop Goes the Weasel
General Circle Universal
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Contributed by Zippy
Long and thin goes too far in, And doesn’t pleases the ladies; Short and thick will do the trick, And bring out proper babies. Oh our Mary tried it once, Once is once too many; Wasn’t she a proper dunce? Did it for a penny.