LOTSA FUCKING
Tune: Little Boxes
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Lotsa fucking, lotsa fucking, lotsa shafting, lotsa screwing, shagging, Lotsa fucking, lotsa fucking, lotsa fucking, all the same, There’s a blonde one, and a brown one, and brunette, and a redhead one, But they all get lotsa fucking, lotsa fucking all the same.
And the people I’ve been fucking, they all go to the university, Where they all get lots more fucking, lots more fucking all the same, I’ve had doctors, I’ve had lawyers, lawyers and business executives, And they all get lotsa fucking, and I fucked them all the same.
And the girls grow into housewives, and I fuck them till they’re sore and dry, And they all have pretty children, and the children go to school, And the children go to summer camp, and then to the university, Where they all get lotsa fucking, lotsa fucking all the same.
And the boys go into business, pimps, rent boys, male prostitutes, So they all get lots of fucking, even if they’re fucking gay, There’s a blonde one, and a brown one, and brunette, and a redhead one, But they all get lotsa fucking, lotsa fucking all the same.