Lyrics

CHORUS: Bang, bang, Lulu, Lulu’s gone away, Who’s gonna bang bang, When Lulu’s gone away?

Some girls work in factories, Some girls work in stores, But Lulu works in a honky tonk, With forty other whores.

Lulu had a baby, It was an awful shock, She couldn’t call it Lulu, ‘Cause the bastard had a cock.

I took her to the pictures, We sat down in the stalls, And every time the lights went out, She’d grab me by the balls.

She and I went fishing, In a dainty punt, And every time she caught a sprat, She’d stuff it up her cunt.

I wish I were the silver ring, On Lulu’s dainty hand, Then every time she scratched her ass, I’d see the promised land.

I wish I were the chamber pot, Under Lulu’s bed, Then every time she took a piss, I’d see her maidenhead.

Lulu had two boyfriends, Both were very rich, One was the son of a banker, The other a son-of-a-bitch.

Lulu had a boyfriend, His name was Tommy Tucker, He took her down the alley, To see if he could fuck her.

Lulu had a boyfriend, A funny little chap, Every time they had a bit, She’d get a dose of clap.

Lulu was a pretty girl, She had a lot of class, Mini-skirts she’d wear a lot, To show off her pretty ass.

Lulu had a bicycle, The seat was very sharp, Every time she sat on it, It would slip right in her arse.

Lulu had a boyfriend, He was very fit, Working all day on the farm, His job was shoveling shit.

Lulu and a boyfriend, A stunted little runt, On day they went to have a bit, And he vanished up her cunt.

Lulu had a little lamb, She kept it in a bucket, Every time the lamb jumped out, The bulldog used to fuck it.

She and I went walking, We walked along the grass, She slipped on a banana peel, And fell down on her arse.

Lulu made some porridge, It was very thick, Lulu wouldn’t eat it, She’d smear it on my dick.

Lulu’s motorcycle, It’s seat was very blunt, Every time she jumped on it, It would stick her in the cunt.