MACDONALD’S DEFORMED FARM
Tune: Old MacDonald Had a Farm
General Circle Universal Explicit
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Contributed by Executive Spread, jHavelina HHH
Old MacDonald had a deformed farm,Ee i ee i o,And on his farm he had lisping snakes,Ee i ee i oWith a hith, hith here,And a hith, hith there, Here a hith, there a hith,Everywhere a hith-hith,Old MacDonald had a deformed farm,Ee i ee i o.
Other verses:
Harelip dogs/with a mark mark here Perverted frogs/with a rub it rub it here Stuttering cows/with a mmm-mmm-moo mmm-mmm-moo here Dyslexic sheep/with a aab abb here Narcoleptic pigs/with a snort snort here Tourettes chickens/with a cluck, shit, fuck, mother fucker, damn it here Drug dealing ducks/with a crack crack here