Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

(Take turns leading verses)

Old MacDonald had a farm, Ee-ei-ee-ei-oh. And on this farm he had some cows, Ee-ei-ee-ei-oh.

CHORUS (SINGING & MOTIONS): And the cows were cowing it here, And the cows were cowing it there, Cowing it here, cowing it there, Cowing it everywhere

Old MacDonald had a farm, Ee-ei-ee-ei-oh, And on this farm he had some rams, Ee-ei-ee-ei-oh,

SECOND CHORUS: And the rams were ramming it here, And the rams were ramming it there, Ramming it here, ramming it there, Ramming it everywhere, And the cows were cowing it here, And the cows were cowing it there, Cowing it here, cowing it there, Cowing it everywhere …

MORE VERSES: Bulls - bulling, Dogs - sniffing, Turkeys - gobbling, Geese - goosing, Pullets - pulling, Sheep - shedding, Whales - spouting, Sharks - finning, etc …

MONDAY IS A WANKING DAY

Leader: Today is Monday!All: Today is Monday!Leader (wanking motions): Monday is a wanking day!All (wanking motions): Monday is a wanking day! CHORUS:Leader: Are we gonna have a good time?All: You bet your ass we are!All (raising mugs over heads and turning in circles while humming): Da da dut dut dut, da da da dut dut dut … Leader: Today is Tuesday!All: Today is Tuesday!Leader (fingering motions): Tuesday is a finger day!All (fingering motions): Tuesday is a finger day!Leader (wanking motions): Monday is a wanking day!All (wanking motions): Monday is a wanking day! CHORUS (now that you’ve got the idea, here are the rest of the days) Wednesday is a hmmmm day! (tongues between 2nd & 3rd fingers) Thursday is a drinking day! (mugs raised in salute)Friday is a fucking day! (humping, cheering, happiness)Saturday is a hashing day! (running, cheering, happiness)Sunday is a day of rest! (heads on pillows) (modify as needed for local hashing day, etc …)