Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Hazukashii, Samurai HHH

There was a young maiden named Madeline Schmidt, Who went to the doctor ‘cause she couldn’t shit, He gave her some medicine all wrapped up in glass, Up went the window and out went her ass!

CHORUS: It was brown, brown, shit all around, It was brown, brown, shit all around, It was brown, brown, shit all around, And the whole world was covered in SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!

When her ass hit the cold air she didn’t even quiver, What came out looked like ten pounds of cow’s liver, She screamed and she hollered and gave out a moan, She sounded like she was passing a stone.

She shit and she shit and she shit out a lot, The doctor said why not try using the pot, It’s over in the corner right next to the sink, I’m leaving right now cause I’m sure it will stink.

She didn’t leave the window she just let is loose, That medicine went through her like eggs through a goose, What came out of her next, I must confess, Was one stinking, brown God awful mess.

A handsome young copper was walking his beat, He just happened to be on that side of the street, He looked up so innocent, he looked up so shy, And a big lump of shit hit him right in the EYE!

That handsome young copper he cursed and he swore, He called that young maiden a dirty old whore, Down at the park you can still see him sit, With a sign ‘round his neck saying BLINDED BY SHIT!