Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

(Take turns leading verses)

CHORUS: Hey jig-a-jig, fuck a little pig, Follow the band, Follow the band with my gland in your hand, Hey jig-a-jig, fuck a little pig, Follow the band, Follow the band all the way.

My husband’s (wife/boyfriend/girlfriend) a butcher, a butcher, a butcher, A very fine butcher is he. All day he stuffs sausage, stuffs sausage, stuffs sausage, At night he comes home and stuffs me.

OTHER VERSES: Jockey/rides thoroughbreds/rides me Carpenter/whacks nails/whacks me Sergeant/chews ass/chews me Airline pilot/bores holes/bores me Private/eats shit/eats me Postman/licks stamps/licks me Bus Driver/drives buses/drives me Lion Tamer/tames lions/tames me Plumber/reams pipes/reams me Pervert/molests children/molests me Pianist/tickles ivory/tickles me Psychoanalyst/analyzes patients/anal-izes me Pimp/beats whores/beats me Stool Pigeon/fingers crooks/fingers me Policeman/cuffs crooks/cuffs me Ropemaker/ties knots/ties me Baker/kneads dough/needs me Asthmatic/sucks air/sucks me Student/fucks off/fucks me Lawyer/screws clients/screws me Chimney Sweep/pokes smokestacks/pokes me Guitarist/plays licks/licks me Hasher/runs trail/snores